baby you've been had

Aug 28
k3llyb3an:

spaceshadowfax:

emilpie:

bustiger:

nerdaliztix:

bitmaptoastie:

sardonicpuppeteer:

mrdroog:

demiurgicaquarium:

smuppetprincess:

midnightslick:

>a bobby pin and a sock
WHAT

my katana.

(( My son.  No… Really he was over there fucking with my doll.  Normally it’s my doll. ))

Glass cabinet with “Break In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse” on it.
…
I live with Strider.

god damn right you do.the strider house is prepared as fuck.
and on that note, to my left is a doorway.leading to the room i store all the swords and guns and shit in.i assume i get to take my pick.

a fluffy pink bag that’s been hanging up on my door since i was 6

A wall
ok
come at me
bro

a bag of wendy’s
i guess i choke hit people with it
maybe

still a large potted plant.

…a pint of Edy’s Maxx cookie dough ice cream…
I don’t think zombies like ice cream.

Captain Jack Sparrow poster
… the sex will be awesome before I die.

 A penguin plushie. We’re safe as kittens.

k3llyb3an:

spaceshadowfax:

emilpie:

bustiger:

nerdaliztix:

bitmaptoastie:

sardonicpuppeteer:

mrdroog:

demiurgicaquarium:

smuppetprincess:

midnightslick:

>a bobby pin and a sock

WHAT

my katana.

(( My son.  No… Really he was over there fucking with my doll.  Normally it’s my doll. ))

Glass cabinet with “Break In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse” on it.

I live with Strider.

god damn right you do.
the strider house is prepared as fuck.

and on that note, to my left is a doorway.
leading to the room i store all the swords and guns and shit in.
i assume i get to take my pick.

a fluffy pink bag that’s been hanging up on my door since i was 6

A wall

ok

come at me

bro

a bag of wendy’s

i guess i choke hit people with it

maybe

still a large potted plant.

…a pint of Edy’s Maxx cookie dough ice cream…

I don’t think zombies like ice cream.

Captain Jack Sparrow poster

… the sex will be awesome before I die.

 A penguin plushie. We’re safe as kittens.

  1. aftershavecongo reblogged this from feelingtheastor and added:
    Me pregunto como un control remoto me va...ayudar contra una horda de zombies…
  2. lonetrey reblogged this from kathie and added:
    Umm, if you mean left of the pointing finger on the screen, either a speaker, an computer monitor, or the VLC cone on...
  3. xinda reblogged this from madargon and added:
    …my wall or a large heart pillow. …huh.
  4. madargon reblogged this from tipsynauticalist and added:
    A pointy metal end-thingie for a curtain rod. I’m sure there’s a name for it but Idk atm.
  5. fightlikeagirltakeitlikeaman reblogged this from midnightslick and added:
    A stand-up fan.. This can work.
  6. giotheracer reblogged this from myillusionaryworld and added:
    A pellet gun, a roll of tissue paper and a printer
  7. titaniumbovine reblogged this from raccoonteeth and added:
    Motherfucking piano.
  8. myillusionaryworld reblogged this from thehearttapes and added:
    a fucking pillow.
  9. theyumistick reblogged this from dirkstridersarms and added:
    Ben’s crown. … … 8]
  10. thiss-is-love reblogged this from hollyylovesyou
  11. osama-bin-leto reblogged this from had-a-thing-for-astronauts
  12. marshmallowpancake reblogged this from highb100d and added:
    GAMZEE PAINTING or HALF-LIFE FULL-LIFE YESS
  13. immortal-spud-thief reblogged this from eridanandsolluxjustpleasehavesex and added:
    the…Tardis. What? X-Box controller…well I can challenge them to a game of something while I run walk away from them.
  14. eridanandsolluxjustpleasehavesex reblogged this from zeowynda and added:
    A picture of the…Tardis.What?
  15. zeowynda reblogged this from shadowmageevelyn and added:
    A kitten calendar. BEHOLD THE CUTENESS, ZOMBIES! YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY D’AWWWING TO EAT ME.
  16. burningmagnesium reblogged this from shadowmageevelyn and added:
    A… pillow. A floral print pillow. Fuck
  17. tv-on-the-radio reblogged this from sarkyfancypants and added:
    A swing chair, unless the all that is to my left counts :0
  18. tipsynauticalist reblogged this from capriciousminstrels and added:
    Bottle of Jaeger. No one come looking for me.
  19. the-mad-man-with-a-box reblogged this from thehearttapes and added:
    a wall? i’ll try again later:L
  20. universal-cynic reblogged this from zimiestef and added:
    A really big briefcase full of art supplies. Alrighty then.
  21. babyyouvebeenhad reblogged this from k3llyb3an and added:
    A penguin plushie. We’re safe as kittens.
  22. gogospeedracr reblogged this from thealebat and added:
    A giant, 60 pound wooden dresser. Well, if I could actually carry that thing around with me, then it might actually come...
  23. feelingtheastor reblogged this from thehearttapes and added:
    a broom. bring on the troll zombie apocalypse.
  24. screamingday reblogged this from picklescock and added:
    my guitar with the bent neck. and video cassettes. and my guitar hero guitar.
  25. tempusknight reblogged this from echinoderma and added:
    wallkind. um okay
  26. echinoderma reblogged this from sotethelittlesthobbit and added:
    MICROWAVEKIND BRING IT ON BITCHES
  27. district-9and3quarters reblogged this from cuetheflyingbison and added:
    My…uhm, calculator. I can explain! I’m Asian…
  28. luhhndynn reblogged this from aliyahfuckingpalmer and added:
    A fucking wall? THE FUCK.
  29. jellychu reblogged this from onyourmark and added:
    uh… the item closest to my left is chapstick. umm…
  30. trake586 reblogged this from breakdancingzombie
  31. lunaticstar reblogged this from kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys and added:
    A “Happy Birthday!” balloon on a stick.
  32. nayukirequel reblogged this from raccoonteeth and added:
    Tardis-blue nailpolish. Oh yes.
  33. onyourmark reblogged this from kathie and added:
    EMPTY WINE BOTTLE. READY.
  34. kathie reblogged this from derekanthonyg and added:
    WTF an almost empty bag of wasabi peanuts ARE YOU SERIOUSSSSSS D:
  35. bloopthatzombie reblogged this from kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys and added:
    Lol, towel rack.
  36. honhiry reblogged this from happuhappu and added:
    A packet of copic markers. Maybe I can buddy up with someone more fortunate.
  37. khristineemilie reblogged this from nodrog321
  38. iamdoris reblogged this from nodrog321 and added:
    My Unicorn Pillow Pet. I’m going to kill them with cuteness.
  39. nodrog321 reblogged this from derekanthonyg and added:
    A desk light. so i can solar flare those zombies.
  40. spuddruckers reblogged this from magickmosteevile and added:
    claire is this you
  41. happuhappu reblogged this from kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys and added:
    a stereo system. uh.
  42. derekanthonyg reblogged this from magickmosteevile and added:
    A fucking towel. Fuck.